Who done it???

Raising a family has it's share of daily mysteries:

Who left the cupboard door open? (11 suspects)
Who left the empty box in the cupboard? (8 suspects)
Who left the toilet seat up? (6 suspects)
Who used the last of the toilet paper and did not put a new roll on? (10 suspects)
Who used the bathroom towel and left it on the floor? (8 suspects)
Whose wrapper is on the floor? (8 suspects)
Who clogged the toilet? (10 suspects)
Who did not flush? (10 suspects)
Whose pencil is on the floor? (5 suspects)
Whose clothes are on the back of the couch? (3 suspects)
Who ate my candy bar hidden in the freezer? (2 suspects)
Who put their vitamins in Jaycie's hair, behind the toilet, behind the couch? (3 suspects)
Whose socks are laying outside by the trampoline? (5 suspects)
Who tracked mud in the house? (8 suspects)
Who wrote poop on the wii remote? (according to Quincy - 1 suspect, Addy since she says fart and poop all the time)
Who left a marker where Jaycie could find it? (4 suspects)
Who unrolled the toilet paper? (1 suspect)

What I have come to discover through these daily mysterious events, is that we have a 12th person who lives here. Their name is 'not me'. Not me is responsible for the majority of the above events, in fact, maybe even all of them.